You'll only get these jokes if you're Filipino...Duh! 

Which bear did not get wet? 
The dribear 

Which bear saw the accident? 
The neighbear 

Which bear came out of the car safely? 
The surbibear 

Which bear fixed the car? 
Macguybear Ikaw 

Do you know that Filipinos named Staten Island? 
They were passing by on a boat and said, "Is staten Island?" 

What did one Filipino monument say to the other Filipino monument? 
"Is statrue?" 

What is the deadliest gang in the Philliphines? 
The "Sini" gang 

There was a Filipino kindergaten teacher teaching herrr class how to do the hokey-pokey.
She started off, "You put your right feet in, you put your right feet out, you put your right
feet in..." Suddenly one of the children said, "Teacher, you have to say 'foot'." So the
teacher said, "You foot your right feet in, you 'foot' your right feet out..." 

A Filipino gets stopped by immigration at the airport. Immigration tellshim, "Use the
words 'chicken not bread' in a sentence." The Filipino looks around, puts a bag over a
woman's head and yells, "Chee kennot bred! Chee kennot bred!" 

There were 3 basketball teams: the white team, the black team, and the Filipino team.
They all didn't know what to call each other. The whtie team decided to be the "A" team,
the Filipinos the "B" team. What was the black team? The "E" team. 

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